Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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