It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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