well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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