my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
