We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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