grandma shit on top of the toilet
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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