STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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