booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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