i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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