my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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