FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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