The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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