i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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