I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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