I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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