I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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