There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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