her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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