Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You can make out without kissing
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