jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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