I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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