If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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