Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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