I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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