Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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