Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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