But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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