She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
barbara walters just said penis...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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