I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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