just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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