we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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