Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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