i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You pole danced in your parka.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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