i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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