Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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