Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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