I am full of burrito and curiosity
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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