Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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