Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Alive.
So much puke
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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