the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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