yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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