I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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