I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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