her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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