I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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