You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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