Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
