You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
