Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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