I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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