Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
