i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
